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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Michael Vick Dogfighting

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OK - I'm not one to usually rush to judgement, but f*** this guy! He says he had no knowledge of a dogfighting ring, but he has 54 pitbulls for the hell of it on his property. This is just sickening.
According to the indictment, dogs that didn't show enough fighting spirit, or that lost matches, were put to death by a variety of methods, including shooting, drowning, hanging and electrocution.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Man Eating Badgers used in Iraq?


Read all about it! Personally, I would've gone with wolverines or chupacabras.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Iraq government meets zero goals set.

It has been six months since the so called "surge" started and as of right now, the Iragi government has yet to meet any of the security or political goals set for it by the White House. At what point does "staying the course" become "too stupid to realize it ain't working?"

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Monday, July 9, 2007

Ron Paul is Bill Maher's Hero

Ron Paul is slowly getting my support. Also - Iron Balls is Ben Affleck's #1 fan.

Bush invokes executive privilege.

Read all about it.
First, Cheney says he isn't part of the executive branch, now this - whatever happened to "checks and balances"?

Here we go!

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