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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Sen. Larry Craig - "I'm not gay."

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I think this guy is getting railroaded. I mean c'mon, I think we've all walked into men's bathrooms, looked through the cracks in the doors, tapped our feet under the stall until we touch shoes with the guy in the next stall and wave our hands under the stall - right? That's totally straight behavior! Besides, the guy even says on his own website that his #3 goal is to "Defend and strengthen the traditional values of the American family." He's also voted against all sorts of gay rights bills, so he must be straight.

Of course there's the 2006 allegations of him being gay, but that must be a coincedence...

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