Five ways to tell if you're an idiot.

1. You have stickers like these on your car:


2. You watch American Idol, America's Got Talent, The Bachelor, baseball, Big Brother, or Survivor.

3. Titanic is your all-time favorite movie and/or you think 300 totally kicked ass.

4. You look like, or wish you looked like, these morons:


5. Linkin' Park is your favorite band.