The Onion

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Ahoy bilge rats!


It be talk like a pirate day! However, these landlubbers need to realize that pirates didn't fight with machetes!
Salt Lake City police say two men dueled with machetes in a fight that ended with one person hogtied.

My question is - where were these two guys that there happened to be a couple of machetes laying around?

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